hmmm

I haven't posted anything for awhile

what color what color what color

hmmmm so I'm most likely going to dye my hair in the upcoming future, but don't know what color. . . sooooooo should I keep it more redish? blackish? or brownish? or mixture-ish?. . . or blondish ahhhhhhhhhh scary thought. . ooor dark brownish or i could just strip all the color from it. .

jajajaja

Any help from the only two people who comment on my blog would be FANTASTIC. . thank you for your time

it is valentines day. .jajajajjaaj

I want to give a shoutout to all my lovers:


Jessica: You have brown hair and you are my tube sock turbo jam pimp

Kirk: 11/12/13 . .the world won't know what hit it.. .POW. . my gypsybug pimp asian/mexican twin

also T-Hunt and Father Hunt

ummm. . . I think those are the only lovers I have. . how sad. .

Eyebrow Dilemma

So. ..I was plucking my eyebrows today, and I think I got a little carried away. . .dangit. .one of my eyebrows is a completely different shape and size then the other. . .and I don't like the one of different shape and size. .so now i'm in a pickle. . should I pluck the other one to look like the disformed one? or should I go around with two completely different eyebrows?! or should I just shave my eyebrows off and draw them on with my brown marker? . . .tattoo?. . . I DON'T KNOW?!?!

THEY CAME!!!

So. .i went on UPS this morning to track my order of tube socks. . and it says that they were DELIVERED yesterday at 2:35. . I waas like. . SAY WHAT!!!! So I run out to the mailbox, open it up, and there was my package. . . so I rip it open and there are my fresh tube socks!! I wasn't able to test out the magical powers of these ones yet cuz I already worked out today, but i'm very excited to try it out tomorrow. . or maybe I will again today cuz I am very impatient right now. . here are some pictures. .

They got smashingly well with my boots, too bad it's a crappy picture or you could see the full effect jajaja . . next step. . buy some sweet rollerskates

Officially Single

So now I am "officially" single! . . weird eh? Yeah I guess I have to get back into dating mode. . . hmmmm it's gonna be weird. . here is a tribute to my singleness jajaja

Tagged

I suppose I need to write 10 random things about me. .

hmmmm

. . . not looking good seeing as I need 10 and I can't even think of 1. . .


ok here's 1: paranormal things like to follow me around, I guess you can say they are attracted to me jaja. . hey at least I attract something right!

aaaaaaaaand 2: I have to count every single step I take, some rooms I have to step in twice. . I can't go around something without coming back the same way, but I am getting better at that one. . whenever I push pause on a movie I have to do it twice. . the volume always has to be at an even number. . if I accidently touch a wall or something with my elbow I have to touch it twice, or touch it with my other elbow. jaja there's more but I will stop, and I used to be A LOT worse..

3: I am extremely arachnaphobic, but I love snakes


4: the top half of my pointer finger on my left hand has been completely numb for a week. .maybe I should get that checked out. .


5: I am scared of ET. . my parents almost had to take me to a doctor when i was little cuz I was so terrified of him. . and I still have nightmares


6: Slurpees make me mega happy

7: One time me and my friend Ashlee only spoke in piglatin for three days

8: I had a swirley tan that lasted for over a year thanks to duct tape

9: I hate pickles

10: I need to go to the bathroom

Holy SNOW Batman!

it's crazy!. . . POW!

Magical Tube Socks?

So I worked out in some newly found mismatched tube socks today and I had 110% more energy then when I usually work out. . .. I really thought I was going to fly out the window. . . could it be the tube socks I wonder? I believe so, it was as if right when I put them on I was happier, and filled with fuzzy energy. . maybe it's a drug, I don't know, but Jessica you have to try it. . but not the plain white ones. . they have to have stripes, cuz those white ones with the ugly feet didn't do it for me. So yes. . .tube socks rock my socks. . and Turbo Jam is my pimp.