awesome

orange hat, belt, and cowboy boots. . .and red shirt. Unfortunately Jessica wanted to go to the ticket booth a different way so I could only capture man walking away. . . anyways. go carnival rides? go jessica for being awesome on carnival rides. go us for spending ten dollars on carnival rides.

moving on.

So I have this new friend. His name is Tony. He spins fire. More Awesome. He is going to teach me how to spin fire. Unfortunately I had to start out with colorful lighted eggs? He thought me starting with fire might be dangerous. . pfft! Oh yes he also builds awesome forts out of sticks AND gets free hot chocolate at Dennys. That is the fort that you can't see. . anyways I tried to weave leafs together for the roof but ended up shredding them. crap. I loose at fort made of sticks and leafs.

Anyways.

I ran into the basketball pole with my car the other night. More Awesome. I thought I saw someone run across the lawn, it scared me, so I pushed on the gas then heard the sound of metal grinding together. It made me laugh. . odd. I didn't even look at the damage until morning.

It actually wasn't that bad. . besides right over the tire and a huge scratch running along the side of my car. Go me.

My last few dreams i've had involved me running into cars and leaving huge dents then contemplating if I should run away or not.

My car wouldn't start at a stoplight yesterday for about five minutes. Cars kept honking at me. . you would think maybe there is something wrong?

As I was driving home last night I realized I was missing a turn so I turned rather sharply. . There was gravel. . there was sliding and a cool spin, and again I came about 2 centimeters from running into another pole. After my heart started again I made it home without any incident. . and thanks to my parents for setting up lights in the front so I don't take out the basketball pole. . i'm beginning to think maybe I shouldn't drive my car for a bit? The check engine light has been on for about a month and a half. . hmmmm.

My phone has been pretty messed up so all you texters out there sorry if I respond to messages you sent me hours or days ago that make no sense.

I believe that is all.

Oh and ps. . kricket you are not on.

say what?

first off. . this was in the fridge this morning. .

pancake, bacon with fork anyone?

Anyways. . I was driving to the provo mall when I came to a stop light. For some reason the car in front of me had lined it's backseat with rubber duckies. . .for some reason this made me angry. I wanted to run into it. Why? I have no idea. I had to turn so I wouldn't give these manic rubber ducky coloradians the evil eye. I suppose backseat lined with rubber ducks goes right along with the words belly, tummy, blouse and panties. Sorry for the crappy picture, it was the best I could do. Here is an ode to the people who ruined my day.

that is all. Good Night.

Cool Blue

I cannot stop drinking Gatorade. Flavor: Cool Blue. I bought a bunch to take to the gym to quench my thirst. I've taken one to the gym. I have one left. Crap.

Side Note: While I was driving northbound on I-15 I noticed an ugly van next to me. I turned to see the driver. He looked like Josh Holloway from Lost (I've also overdosed on Lost this last week). I kept looking and looking. Then he looked at me and smiled and I was like . . . . . . . that. Anyways I had to get off the exit so i merged right. I looked at the van again which was now to the left and in front of me. Josh was looking out his back window at me then he started waving. So I waved back. Awesome. As I continued to get off the interstate he continued to watch my car. Needless to say I almost got back on.




And NO Jessica. . .they do not look alike.

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